hahaha !!! the american dad did not know what hit him. he became bonkers when he saw his sweet filipina babygirl in person. i noticed there is an accidental symbolism where their fondness for the cute baby goat at the beginning of the video was a symbolic preview for the cute babygirl foster kid. the goat was like an under card bout of a boxing match or the opening band at a concert. i know it's just a coincidence. i know the vlogger didn't really do this symbolic gimik on purpose because the vlogger is not a sophisticated intellect making one of those abstract french films. the vlogger is what the mainstream bubble, sophisticated intellectual ellites and "one-size fits all mantra" of progressives call "white trash" from america. in the video, it's like he is trying to show his dad the reason why he decided to learn tagalog and live here in the philippines. these babygirls just melts your heart away. it's amazing how a trashy sub culture that relies on natural human instincts and devoid of idealism gives birth to new forms of symbiotic relationships born out of economic necessities that evolves deep into the culture but oblivious from the mainstream bubble. this is in luzon far from my hometown cebu. they speak a different language. this is rural while my hometown is urban. yet despite these differences the symbiotic social structure is eeringly similar - there's always the gay sidekick/bodyguard/bestfriend/social ettiquete mentor/beauty consultant/emotional support. the babygirl is usually the defacto princess of their barrio or family.
i'm currently living at valle verde, which is quite an upscale community, where i notice owning exotic breeds of pet dogs like huskies has recently become a fad. there's a huge pet mall in valle verde (tiendesitas) that sells these huskies, as you can see in the picture below. (personally i feel huskies should not be anywhere near the tropics. but i'm not a vet or a dog expert and google says it's ok). i'm so impressed when i see these magnificent huskies but then i realize my equally cute huskies back home knows how to to use the toilet, they can cook my favorite food, do my laundry, clean the grease trap, declog a drain and manage my airbnb property when i'm away.
even zac efron was surprised how cute filipina girls are. in this video he is acting like he just saw a very cute shihtzu puppy. imagine if this was an ugly looking guy. that would be creepy. even if it's a good looking guy if he is like middle eastern that would still be creepy. people will be like go back to your country you pedophile. only good looking dudes like zac efron and me from a good pedigree have the license to take selfies with cute kids. who do you think is better looking, me or zac? i think zac is better looking. i admit it because i'm such a humble person.
now on to the "american dad" episodes with that alien roger, which was what i was originally seaching for.
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