frexit

you have a middle finger. use it !!! i decided to join the yellow vest riots in paris to protest macron. for the life of me i don't know why people would be protesting my favorite dessert. while riding a train from london to paris, i saw manny pacquiao in a french newspaper. when i arrived in paris i walked into an art gallery and it was just a man crying. THAT WAS THE ART !!! meanwhile in the philippines, my girl is also starting her own "orange vest" movement to protest the rise of fuel taxes which is hurting the jeepey drivers.

breaking news: CNN now confirms trump funded the riots in paris

imagine if macron comes out and say "we need to raise the fuel tax to help pay for the wave of refugees coming in our country". trump will have an orgasm

12/16/18 fb post

sacre bleu !!! the riots in paris will serve as a campaign ad for republicans for many elections to come. actually trump could easily lose in 2020 because his trade tariffs on china and the arrest of huwawei executive who is like royalty in china will plunge america into a recession. stocks are getting pummeled. but trump does not care about being re-elected (joke). trump believes the trade war will hurt china more than it hurts america. all trump cares about is limiting the global dominance of china because it could endanger america and even the world. china is already encroaching on philippine territory. 

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