star wars hover bike

GO NARRA !!! i ride this star wars hover bike for hundreds of kilometers to danao, bogo, moal-boal golf courses likay likay sa dangerous ceres and tricycle asteroids (1 foot in my grave) . the korean girls i play with are so jealous of this especially the weekly scuba divers because of mactan bridge traffic.

it's so much fun weaving through bumper to bumper rush hour traffic. it's like solving an instant puzzle or best route algorithm except the variables can change at any moment. it's almost an art.

my baby girls  think i'm an idiot because whenever we have to go somewhere i tell them "let's wait for rush hour traffic because it's safer". sounds ironic, but actually it's the speed that kills. avoid fast moving cars as much as possible. the goal is not to avoid accidents. the goal is to lower the chances of a serious or fatal accident.

i'm also confused - philippines is suppose to be hustler nation and the streets are flooded with motor cycles, yet i'm the only one (as far as i know) who does this hustler move: when the stop light just turned red. instead of stopping and waiting forever for the light to turn green, i do an immediate right turn (if it's ok to right turn on red light) then U-turn then right turn again. maybe it's illegal or it's an unwritten law because whenever i do this slick move everyone just watches me in awestruck amazement. they don't follow

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