bisexual privilege

what i'm writing here is at best not a model of truth and logical reasoning. it's just for entertainment. THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT !!!

bisexuals should be taken out of LGbTQ because they are more privileged than white straight men. it should just be LGTQ.

i think finding true LOVE is the best thing in the world. a poor person who finds true love is happier than a billionaire who hasn't. but it's not something we decide. it's mostly just luck of the draw. it depends on factors that we have very little control over such as our genes, standards environment, etc... example, if you happen to have asperger's syndrome like eloon mask, your difficulty with intimacy will be a hindrance to finding true love.

i also think the CHANCES of finding true love is the same across all classes. your chances have nothing to do with race, sexual orientation or economic class. it does not matter if you are white, black, straight, gay, rich, or poor.

if i had a choice on which class my child will be born into, i want it to be a class where my child has the most chances of HAPPINESS. therefore, i want my child to be bisexual. why? because true love is not a choice or guarantee. and i think the second best thing to true love is companionship and SEX with someone you are very attracted to. you can simply study hard and work hard (or build electric cars, rockets, and robots) to achieve that.

there are many women i'm very attracted to who are willing to have a "transactional" relationship with me. my only problem is, i can never enjoy a vagina that's been polluted by another PENIS. i find it disgusting. that's when i realized bisexuals are the luckiest people in the world. because if you tell a bisexual that a vagina has already been touched by many penises, the bisexual will just say, "COOL!!! i also like penises!!!". hahahahahaha!!! that's why i can only have transactional relationship with beautiful lesbians.

if most men are like me, this makes the "age of CONSENT" laws very important to protect women. the failed FEMINISM experiment has taught mankind that for most women, happiness is raising children (with a few exceptions of course). a 16 year old will easily sell her innocence for the latest iphone because they don't have the capacity to judge and realize that their ENTIRE future depends on finding a nice hardworking man who will support her children. 

this explains why filipinos don't mind chavit singson impregnating his 14 year old girlfriend (in youtube search "kris tv: meet the last woman in chavit's life". filipinos also supported freddie aguilar having a 16-year old girlfriend because they knew it was the girls' best chance of raising children (using her inheritance from freddie's estate) without being bombarded with disconnection notices from the electric company. filipinos turned a blind eye on baby boys being corn holed in THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT because it was the best chance they can afford to raise children.

a leftist will naturally cry FOUL because in their world, a woman not having a career is a disaster.

don't get me wrong. unlike the stoopid magas, i love feminists because they taught us feminism does not work. unlike the stoopid magas, i also love leftists and socialists because they taught us socialism does not work. the soviets, maoist china, and vietnam were like sacrificial lambs and GUINEA PIGS that taught us socialism will only work when eelon mask's humanoid robots are the ones working the farms and factories so society has no choice but to give UBI (universal basic income). this means capitalist greed is the shortest path to socialist utopia, and eelon mask is the biggest contributor to socialism. there will be no more incentive for my babygirls to change my diaper because of UBI but at least there will be eelon's humanoid robots who will change my diaper.

we argue about politics as if humans act according to moral virtues. but it's clear to me that we mostly act according to our BIOLOGICAL PROGRAMMING. if our biology is addicted to nicotine, even the smartest and most moral humans (e.g. president obama) will smoke even if they know it's bad. we FEEL it's a crime to eat dogs but it's perfectly ok to eat pigs even if pigs are smarter than a 3-year old human. this is why i think corruption in the philippines can only decrease very slowly via evolution.

the culture shock i got after returning home to the philippines from the utopic asperger's world in silicon valley is that the DEFAULT state of filipinos is CORRUPT. if you are filipino and you are not corrupt, you are not normal. we pretend to be angry when our home is destroyed by the floods but deep inside, we would rather vote for a corrupt, charismatic, and likeable leader than someone with poor charisma who can solve many of our problems. 

even if we VOTE for someone with a long history of competence and integrity, history has taught us that there is a very big chance that same person will turn into a monster just like in george orwell's animal farm. if we vote for a good person, all hell will break lose because our justice system is not strong enough to fight too many sharks overwhelming our kindhearted leader. it was almost like a divine intervention to have a feared leader who is not very corrupt. filipinos caught a very big break.

there are many effective solutions such as harnessing TECHNOLOGY to improve government transparency, smarter whistleblower reward and protection laws, creating a citizen's problem reporting app/database and using AI to prioritize the issues, etc... but we are biologically programmed to engage in politics like it's a team sports rather than solve real problems. we don't care about effective solutions. we only care about chel diokno scoring points.

i'm not an expert on anything. but i think growing up with many problems is what molds a person to become a PROBLEM SOLVER. usually, you grow up with many problems if you are not academically smart, not healthy, not rich, not good looking, and NOT LIKEABLE. why in the world would a normal person vote for an unlikeable person? eloon mask's "problem solving" party crashed before it took off. magas and anti-magas don't like problem solving. they only want their team to score points. 

i felt so proud when i realized i'm also a NORMAL person because i also follow my biological programming. if i was suffering poverty, i would rather die than marry vice ganda. telling someone to vote for an unlikeable leader because he/she/they/ze/hir/xe/xem/fae/faer has a history of competence and integrity is like telling me to marry vice ganda because i will enjoy economic prosperity and his saliva and penis has the same chemical content as the the vagina and saliva of liza soberano. you are technically and scientifically correct, and i'm just a SUPERFICIAL moron. but it's like my super smart anti-tramp friend telling me abortion is no different than washing your hands with soap because the human embryo is no different than your skin's epithelial cells.

magas in america are SCIENTIFICALLY and TECHNICALLY morons just like me, but they will really really suffer if america becomes scientifically and technically correct, even if they will become economically prosperous. just like i will suffer if i marry vice ganda even if i become economically prosperous. just like filipinos will suffer if they vote for unlikeable leaders even if it makes them economically prosperous. magas will only become stronger. even if magas become the minority and lose in elections, there will be a civil war and magas will win because they are  crazy human beings.

it's like the situation in IWALK. 70% of the people in iwalk love freedom and prosperity. but the 30% religious fanatics will suffer in a free and prosperous world and they are not afraid to die. actually they want to die because they will be rewarded in heaven. the 70% who love freedom and prosperity are afraid to die. therefore, the 30% controls the 70%. regime change will never succeed in iwalk because it will only lead to never ending suicide bombings.

in america, the MAGAS who prefer freedom and low taxes over big taxes and big government are the crazy ones. magas are crazy because they don't trust their fellow human beings. they strongly believe that their taxes will just be wasted in big government corruption. they would rather help the poor and needy themselves. stupid!!! all the government fraud and abuse in minnesota and los angeles is just fox news propaganda. i hate ground news because ground news just confirmed all the fraud and corruption in minnesota and los angeles are factually true. gavin newsome 2028!!! gavin newsome just exposed nick shirley as a pedophile. 

the only quick solution to corruption in the philippines is like the wild wild west during AMERICA'S INFANCY where everyone owned guns and they just shoot anyone who steps on them. even their great leaders andrew jackson, alexander hamilton, and aaron burr would get into a gun duel over petty arguments. i think that's how america quickly became a strong country. right now norway is the least corrupt but not long ago they would raid villages, behead men, and rape women to the point that what's left of their genetic pool are those biologically programmed to not allow anyone to step on them regardless of charisma and likeability.

in fact, the reason why philippines did not turn into a country like MEXICO is because even before du30, we always turn a blind eye into extrajudicial assassinations if the victim is known to be corrupt or have stepped on other people. even my classmates in high school including the son of our dean participated in vigilante groups to prevent the drug lords from turning our country into mexico.

another quick solution is to invite the freedom loving people in iwalk to migrate to the philippines. what makes society strong is genetic DIVERSITY. corruption is also an inborn trait, and the people in iwalk are the least corrupt in the world. even the mullahs are the least corrupt, the only problem is they used the taxes for what they truly believe in, which is to destroy the immoral free world.

it's stupid to argue if the iwalk war is just or not. MORALITY is useless in the real world. if an invading army is raping your wife and daughter, you are not going to mock the invaders and say, "haha jokes on you because you are the bad guys and we are the good guys". we are all just guessing. there really is nothing to argue because the issue quickly boils down to the following BINARY GUESS or yes or no question: do you believe the mullahs in iwalk will create and use a nuclear weapon? 

my guess is that the mullahs in iwalk will create and use a nuclear weapon because for them, dying is a good thing. probability is the key here. even if there's only 1% probability, will you let your family ride an airplane that has 1% probability of crashing? but it's also stupid for me to say i'm 100% sure the mullahs in iwalk will create and use a nuclear weapon. the opinions of anti-tramphers are perfectly legitimate and respectable.

it is true TRAMPH is a madman. the secret to understanding tramph and making lots of money in the stock market is that it's not about him. it's about his children. when his baby is born, he probably says to his baby "i will burn entire cities to the ground, if that's what it takes to protect you". when eelon mask called tramph a pedo, tramph was totally ok with it and they quickly became friends again because tramph knows that what mask really wants is a stronger and greater america, which is good for his children. but the stance of maga superstars tacker, kandis, and migan killy that it is ok for iwalk to have a nuclear weapon is unforgivable to tramph and he is willing to lose support from his voting base if that's what it takes to ensure iwalk will never have a nuclear weapon.

it's stupid to inject high GAS or diesel PRICES in the conversation because what's the use of cheap gas prices if we all die in a nuclear hollocaust? what makes tramp stoopid is that he doesn't realize that most people in the world would rather die in a nuclear holocust than be saved by him. same way i would rather die from poverty than marry vice ganda.

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