autism

slowly but surely i just added 9 more mojons out of 177 (164 more to go !!!) - https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10165472236100321&type=3

my family is lucky i'm still young enough to run up and down the mountains. my family is also lucky i'm autistic. i'm having a geodetic engineer survey 60ha of my family's property which costs P720 thousand ($15k). after paying for the survey of the first 2 lots (P110k), i asked the geodetic if the survey will include the longitude/latitude coordinates so in the future we can easily locate the mojons using a smartphone app. the geodetic said nope !!! so i asked, then how will i locate the mojons when let's say we want to fence the property? he said i will have to look for it. then i asked what if the mojon is removed or hidden by leaves or vegetation? he said that would mean i'm screwed. then i asked what's the difference between the P5k sketch plan and P720k survey? he said the survey will install mojons. i said that means i need to be present in the survey to take pictures and record the coordinates of the mojons? he said yes that would be very important. i asked is that normal? he said no in the entire 30 years working as a geodetic engineer i'm the first person who thought of it even if it's a very important thing to do. 

luckily i have asperger's disease i ask too many questions or my family's P720k would have been wasted. they say autism is not a disease it's a trait like hating chocoloate or being gay but i want people to call it a disease because it's very insulting and getting insults builds character. if a person is very rarely insulted there comes a time when that person gets a nervous breakdown at the slightest insult. also the pope said mentally ill people will go to heaven even if they are aetheists or never go to church so for safety in case there is a god and heaven i want autism to be officially categorized as a mental illness. i feel sorry for gay people. autism is a ticket to heaven while homosexuality is a ticket to hell. fortunately, the pope recently backtracked on the catholic church's centuries of prosecution towards gays and declared gays can go to heaven. all of us should breath a huge sigh of relief because it's beyond our control that you will have a kid or grandkid who is gay and imagine your kid burning in hell for eternity. yikes !!!

one of my secrets in life is whenever i meet a person, i try to evaluate if that person is autistic. then if the person shows signs of autism, whatever that person does, i go to that person. so if the person is a car mechanic i go to that person to have my car fixed. if that person makes bread i go to that person to buy bread, etc ... it sounds bad but it's not really different from preferring a gay person to design your wedding dress. it's only evil if you prefer a straight white male for anything.

but i guess it's still better to be normal and just sit down and relax and just let squatters occupy your entire property over time so you will have to be embroiled in expensive legal battles and relocation efforts. because this is what everybody does and people are angry at me despite my weird and autistic efforts. i know it's normal to neglect your inherited properties because when i began helping my family fix the problems with our properties, i told my lawyer he is lucky he belongs to a family who is very cooperative and since he is a lawyer they don't need to hire a lawyer (30 years ago he invited me to his family's prawn farm in their province where i learned i can never get tired of eating prawns everyday). he emphatically told me of course not !!! he said his grandparent's properties will never be subdivided among the heirs and the problems will continue to be passed on from generation to generation because his family also cannot get their acts together. if i wanted to be normal, i would just have quit right then and there. but i don't want to be normal. i want to be weird and autistic and give my elders and cousins who barely have enough money to pay the electric bill and afford tuition for their kids receive millions in inheritance while they are still young and have the energy to ride a jet ski from mactan to loboc river in bohol. if i succeed, my biggest accomplishment in life would be to convince a thirsty person to drink water.

i think autistic people are not only weird we are probably evil people.  this year my grandma died and after 4 months of mourning i thought it was time to settle the properties and pay the estate taxes because the deadline is fast approaching after which there is an immediate 25% surcharge penalty. my aunts and uncle were having lunch when i arrived. they were having fun talking and laughing but when i mentioned we needed to collect the requirments for estate taxes they stood up and walked away and told me they suddenly lost their appetite to eat because of me. i felt so guilty. i'm such an idiot. i guess me and my cousins we will just have to pay millions more in taxes 20 years from now to protect the feelings of our parents. maybe it's because i'm just a materialistic person. i own a tesla, i own a harley haojue motorbike, and i play village golf which i regularly flex to my facebook friends.

i apologize to my family for increasing the value of our 60ha toledo property from P100/sqm to P700/sqm (P360 million) overnight by securing the right of way and building a road. how much will i have to spend for right of way and building the road? zero !!! in fact we will be the ones to get paid most likely P1 million a month. only a tiny portion of our properties had a frontage and most of our other properties were far from the road and no right of way that's why it had very low value. so i offered the owners of the lots in between our lots that i will give them free access to the national road if they give us free access to our other lots. they were so happy with my offer and now we just finished collecting the requirements and my lawyer is drafting our contract. while looking for a contractor to build the roads, one of the contractors tested our soil and found out it's rich in rare clay material used in cement manufacturing so now we could be earning a million a month for many years to come supplying clay to APO cement. it's like we sold the property for millions but the property is still ours. CRAZY !!! 

in fairness, i understand why normal people have no desire to manage their inherited properties. NEGLECTING YOUR PROPERTIES IS ACTUALLY A GOOD THING because it ensures your grandparent's 200 great great great grand children will never be homeless. do you ever wonder why sometimes you see poor people live in super prime properties like in colon or very busy intersections in the city? they look poor and are just doing humble karinderia business but they actually are part owners or have solid legal rights to the prime property that could easily be worth tens of millions. why can't they sell it? because the property is owned by their great great grandparents when the location used to be cheap a hundred years ago and now there are 300 legal heirs. so nobody would ever buy that property because they will have to do around 3 generations of extrajudicial settlements requiring the notarized signatures of hundreds of heirs which of course is impossible. if the buyer settles for the signature of only the 50 heirs they can find, then the buyer risks being sued later on by the other heirs coming out of the woods.

now i understand why one of my uncles threatened to sue me and is trying to get my lawyer disbarred. he just wants to make sure his great great grand children will never be homeless. i'm praying my elders are right and i'm wrong because if i'm right and they are wrong, that means they are deteriorating because of old age just like pres. tramph which means my brain will also start to deteriorate as i grow older. i used to idolize my aunts and uncles when i was a kid when they were very sharp like pres. bye dean. if my cognitive ability declines and i start to make bad decisions as i grow older, i don't have kids to reverse parent me and i could end up penniless sleeping on the side walk. YIKES !!! 

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