Wednesday, September 8, 2021

coconut vacation indicator


windows 10 gives me these random wallpaper landscapes. don't be deceived by these beautiful beaches. if there are no coconut trees, that means it's too cold to swim. sure you can wear a thick wet suit but it ruins the moment or "flow" and it takes too much time and energy to put on a thick wet suite sometimes i even get dizzy from the struggle. and i've never put on a wet suit where i still didn't end up screaming from the cold and bolting out of the water. my friends would tell me it will take time for the wetsuit to take effect. then i would try to go back in and then after 2 minutes i would be screaming again "HOW LONG WOULD THIS FUCKER TAKE EFFECT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE !!!". hehehe. autistic much? then back in the hotel room my ukrainian girl would berate me for embarrassing myself in public and looking like a weakling. i'm like sorry i'm not aware i'm running for president and i need to look tough in public. even if it's the middle of summer and the weather is sizzling hot as long as there are not coconut trees around then that means it's a temperate or dry desert climate and you need to temper your expectations on the elegant hotel pools of las vegas or the stunning beach resorts of turkey and red sea in egypt. i even read online that it's actually dangerous because your body can go into a shock especially for us in the autism spectrum and those with heart disease.  my house in vegas has a swimming pool and there was a time it was super hot i can literally fry an egg on the sidewalk but when i got in the pool it was still too cold for me. 

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